New Ted Cruz Meme Magnets

Yeah yeah yeah, the hit clips were pretty stupid... and yet, you were totally the cool kid for owning one! Sure, it only played a portion of a song, and it sounded like absolute garbage, but we'll be damned if we were the only kid on the block who didn't have one!

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

Here we teach and learn some true game, playa'. At the school of Rizzcarft and Rizzadry!

Aye lemme get that fit check. SHEEEESH! Show off your look with pride with this funny, radical, hyper chromatic 90s inspired "sheesh" design.

Minor inconvenience? Cue the Existential Dread. Bad day? Cue the Existential Dread. Climate change? Cue the Existential Dread.

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Breakfast sluts unite! Delicious, and my favorite meal of the day! Spot any of your morning faves in this design?

Campaign didn't go as smoothly today - chaotic evil energy - rolled multiple ones - you know the feeling.

If the sun blasting down hot bright air on you is the exact opposite of what you like, and you'd much rather be sulking around the cool night air like a nightowl goth, this funny design is for you!

The pokemon games have a cryptid of their own, you know. Missingno. is one of the most famous glitches in video game history, not to mention one of the spookiest! I just took a creepypasta test and it turns out i'm 100% That Glitch.

Oh hi, welcome to the hermit of the crib. Do you want some trash? Please, help yourself.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? didn't i do it for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue and all cops are bad! Riot against racist cops with this ACAB rainbow shirt and protest against the bad cops out there who abuse power.

I Feel So Attacked Right Now! Why does everyone hate on pineapple on pizza! I'm really freaking cool!

Kinda Weird... But Also Amazing (much like myself). Pineapple Pizza, it's a weird combo, but so am I, and I'm pretty f***ing cool.

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

I'm The DM that Takes Everything Way Too Seriously...I mean, I'm the god of this game I gotta be serious!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

Don't party with just anyone! Party with the one true party animal left shark! That crazy shark knows how to throw down, mosh, dance, and party like there's no tomorrow. Show some love for the halftime superstar with this awesome shark shirt! Remember it's not the skill of the dance, but how hard you go at it.

Don't party with just anyone! Party with the one true party animal left shark! That crazy shark knows how to throw down, mosh, dance, and party like there's no tomorrow. Show some love for the halftime superstar with this awesome shark shirt! Remember it's not the skill of the dance, but how hard you go at it.